This is not a Drill

I have just finished reading "This Is Not a Drill" the funny and occasionally moving sequel to Paul Carter's "Don't Tell Mum I Work On The Rigs, She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse" and thought I'd share a couple of quotes from it with you.......

'.....he's so scary. Apart from being a big man, Miguel has a face that looks like it's been set on fire a couple of times and put out with a cricket bat.'

'.....there are two things every man should hear in his lifetime: "I'm pregnant" and "We have the building surrounded".'